I am really unattractive.

Someone who knows how to make memes, please re-make this one using this picture (I will love you forever):

Okay.
So ‘hang out’ did actually mean that… To start with.
I have never been kissed like that. Ever.
you know those people who aren’t obsessed with bands or music or books or movies or tv shows or anything
how
WTF
“Wanna hang out? Xx”
I think we have different ideas of what that means………..
Everyone at work now thinks I’m with someone. He has a girlfriend… And I could do “much better” apparently.
Gossip. Dislike.
I really want a group of friends that I can just message “Assemble” and then they show up at my house with popcorn and chocolate and we get drunk and watch movies and play The Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit and cry over Loki together.

Why are the only guys who show an interest in me in relationships?
What is that?
So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways..!
Dancing by myself in the crew room…. I am cool. Obviously.
